77 yellow things, ranked

77 yellow things, ranked

Oct 1, 2024

5 minute read

Yello there! I've carefully curated a list of every yellow object I could think of (within reason) and ranked them from worst to best. Forgive me if I missed anything. After all, when life gives you yellow, you gotta make yellow-ade.

  1. Minions

  1. Minions

Quite simply last place. Why do we continue to give these squeeky beans attention? How many movies are there at this point? Actually nevermind, let's move on.

Quite simply last place. Why do we continue to give these squeeky beans attention? How many movies are there at this point? Actually nevermind, let's move on.

  1. Spirit Airlines

  1. Spirit Airlines

Ah Spirit, the airline to upsell you on luggage, water, breathing, etc. You pay for what you get on this one.

Ah Spirit, the airline to upsell you on luggage, water, breathing, etc. You pay for what you get on this one.

  1. Rubber Chicken

  1. Rubber Chicken

AH AHH AHHHHHH! That was a rubber chicken sound. Or noise.

AH AHH AHHHHHH! That was a rubber chicken sound. Or noise.

  1. Bumblebee

  1. Bumblebee

I'm not allergic to bees, but this rank is for those that are.

I'm not allergic to bees, but this rank is for those that are.

  1. Yellow iPhone Campaign

  1. Yellow iPhone Campaign

  1. Yellow iPhone Campaign

Apple could have released this colorway alongside the others, but I guess they needed something to talk about. Or maybe they just really liked that yellow rhymes with hello.

Apple could have released this colorway alongside the others, but I guess they needed something to talk about. Or maybe they just really liked that yellow rhymes with hello.

  1. Yellow Card

  1. Yellow Card

Not ideal if you play soccer (or football as they say anywhere else). Still better than a red card.

Not ideal if you play soccer (or football as they say anywhere else). Still better than a red card.

  1. Yellow Surfboard

  1. Yellow Surfboard

Ever heard of yum-yum yellow? Sharks have.

Ever heard of yum-yum yellow? Sharks have.

  1. Belle's Dress

  1. Belle's Dress

I feel like this dress is yellow because the other colors were taken. But idk, I'm just a boy.

I feel like this dress is yellow because the other colors were taken. But idk, I'm just a boy.

  1. Yellow Pages

  1. Yellow Pages

Definitely known for being yellow. Definitely not known by Gen Z.

Definitely known for being yellow. Definitely not known by Gen Z.

  1. Peep

  1. Peep

Very cute, and fun for one day in April. Not as good as it looks though, and quite sugary.

Very cute, and fun for one day in April. Not as good as it looks though, and quite sugary.

  1. Yellow Watermelon

  1. Yellow Watermelon

Yeah this is a real thing. Novel, to say the least. Better than a regular watermelon, to say the most.

Yeah this is a real thing. Novel, to say the least. Better than a regular watermelon, to say the most.

  1. Snapchat

  1. Snapchat

The flirty app for high schoolers 👻

The flirty app for high schoolers 👻

  1. Yellow Road Lines

  1. Yellow Road Lines

Keeping you safe since the 50s!

Keeping you safe since the 50s!

  1. Banana Taped to a Wall

  1. Banana Taped to a Wall

  1. Banana Taped to a Wall

Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan titled this 2019 installation "Comedian," and rightly so.

  1. K'NEX Yellow Piece

  1. K'NEX Yellow Piece

K'NEX is a creative play system for kids (or adults, no judgment), but there's really not much you can do with just one yellow piece.

K'NEX is a creative play system for kids (or adults, no judgment), but there's really not much you can do with just one yellow piece.

  1. Drybar Blow Dryer

  1. Drybar Blow Dryer

$199 to blow air. It does look pretty slick though

$199 to blow air. It does look pretty slick though

  1. NOT A THROUGH STREET Sign

  1. NOT A THROUGH STREET Sign

Great if you live on one. A not through street that is.

Great if you live on one. A not through street that is.

  1. Yellow Tang

  1. Yellow Tang

A little too tangy. Needs more salt.

A little too tangy. Needs more salt.

  1. Lays Classic Potato Chips

  1. Lays Classic Potato Chips

  1. Lays Classic Potato Chips

40% of it tastes pretty good. The rest is air.

40% of it tastes pretty good. The rest is air.

  1. Livestrong Bracelet

  1. Livestrong Bracelet

Real ones repped these on the playground circa 2006.

Real ones repped these on the playground circa 2006.

  1. Fire Hydrant

  1. Fire Hydrant

Doggy business blends right in!

Doggy business blends right in!

  1. Safety Helmet

  1. Safety Helmet

AKA hard hats, because they go hard.

AKA hard hats, because they go hard.

  1. Onitsuka Tiger Sneakers

  1. Onitsuka Tiger Sneakers

  1. Onitsuka Tiger Sneakers

Established in 1949 and a subsidiary to Asics since 1977, this Japanese sneaker is a staple for lifestyle sneakers.

Established in 1949 and a subsidiary to Asics since 1977, this Japanese sneaker is a staple for lifestyle sneakers.

  1. Bananas

  1. Bananas

Some fun facts about bananas. They are botanically a berry, seedless, slightly radioactive, grow upwards towards the sun, and are the first fruits to be consumed in space. Oh, and sometimes they are taped onto a wall and called art.

Some fun facts about bananas. They are botanically a berry, seedless, slightly radioactive, grow upwards towards the sun, and are the first fruits to be consumed in space. Oh, and sometimes they are taped onto a wall and called art.

  1. River Raft

  1. River Raft

Make sure you're wearing your yellow safety helmets!

Make sure you're wearing your yellow safety helmets!

  1. Crane

  1. Crane

Probably the tallest yellow object. You think they use cranes to build more cranes?

Probably the tallest yellow object. You think they use cranes to build more cranes?

  1. Pikachu

  1. Pikachu

The face of the largest media franchise in the world. Pika pika approves!

The face of the largest media franchise in the world. Pika pika approves!

  1. Hazmat Suit

  1. Hazmat Suit

Few people will see these in person, let alone wear one. Happy to keep it that way.

Few people will see these in person, let alone wear one. Happy to keep it that way.

  1. Tonka Truck

  1. Tonka Truck

Every kid launched something off the back of this thing at some point.

Every kid launched something off the back of this thing at some point.

  1. Pegasus XING Sign

  1. Pegasus XING Sign

Famously made it's debut into stardom on Napoleon Dynamite's bedroom door. Yeah it's pretty much frickin' sweeter than the other sign.

Famously made it's debut into stardom on Napoleon Dynamite's bedroom door. Yeah it's pretty much frickin' sweeter than the other sign.

  1. Pineapple

  1. Pineapple

Known not only as a delicious tropical fruit, but also as a comfortable and spacious home under the sea. Find out where this pineapple ranks in our Orange Ranking blog:

  1. Lemonheads

  1. Lemonheads

A candy I don't purchase but would happily accept. The ultimate sour to sweet!

A candy I don't purchase but would happily accept. The ultimate sour to sweet!

  1. Little Miss Sunshine Bus

  1. Little Miss Sunshine Bus

  1. Little Miss Sunshine Bus

This bus is riddled with problems, but an icon none the less. This feel good movie wouldn't be the same without it!

This bus is riddled with problems, but an icon none the less. This feel good movie wouldn't be the same without it!

  1. Caution Tape

  1. Caution Tape

It says caution, but why does it draw me in so much then??

  1. Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

  1. Uma Thurman in Kill Bill

While it's true Uma Thurman supposedly hated this outfit, she still managed to slice her way to a Golden Globe nomination wearing it. This iconic yellow suit not only made the movie poster but also found a permanent spot in your seasonal Halloween store.

While it's true Uma Thurman supposedly hated this outfit, she still managed to slice her way to a Golden Globe nomination wearing it. This iconic yellow suit not only made the movie poster but also found a permanent spot in your seasonal Halloween store.

  1. Mango

  1. Mango

Mango to the farmer's market when they want one of these bad boys. Womango as well.

  1. Yellow Indian Ringneck Parrot

  1. Yellow Indian Ringneck Parrot

Yellow like a canary, but can somehow talk. Maybe that's not a good thing.

Yellow like a canary, but can somehow talk. Maybe that's not a good thing.

  1. Yellow Canary

  1. Yellow Canary

Yep, pretty much an entirely yellow bird. That's gotta count for something on this list.

Yep, pretty much an entirely yellow bird. That's gotta count for something on this list.

  1. Yellow Brick Road

  1. Yellow Brick Road

Classic since 1939. Elton John even dedicated an entire album just to bid it farewell.

Classic since 1939. Elton John even dedicated an entire album just to bid it farewell.

  1. Oscar Trophy

  1. Oscar Trophy

I know I'm opening the floodgates by introducing gold, but we'll award this one the honor of making our VIP list.

I know I'm opening the floodgates by introducing gold, but we'll award this one the honor of making our VIP list.

  1. Measuring Tape

  1. Measuring Tape

Compact, useful, and usually very yellow.

Compact, useful, and usually very yellow.

  1. Corn Tortilla Chips

  1. Corn Tortilla Chips

Needs salsa or guac.

Needs salsa or guac.

  1. Swiss Cheese

  1. Swiss Cheese

Where does swiss come from? A holey cow!

Where does swiss come from? A holey cow!

  1. Charlie Brown's Shirt

  1. Charlie Brown's Shirt

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest."

-Linus

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest."

-Linus

  1. Yellow Seahorse

  1. Yellow Seahorse

AKA the Hippocampus kuda. Native to the Indo-Pacific region, such as Australia, Japan, and the Philippines, this fish is unfortunately vulnerable to extinction through habitat loss and pollution. Save the kudas!

AKA the Hippocampus kuda. Native to the Indo-Pacific region, such as Australia, Japan, and the Philippines, this fish is unfortunately vulnerable to extinction through habitat loss and pollution. Save the kudas!

  1. The Duck From The Duck Song

  1. The Duck From The Duck Song

One yellow friend that won't be going extinct is the one and only duck, from the duck song. Got any grapes?

One yellow friend that won't be going extinct is the one and only duck, from the duck song. Got any grapes?

  1. Wet Floor Sign

  1. Wet Floor Sign

Lowkey super clutch.

Lowkey super clutch.

  1. Blowing Steam Emoji

  1. Blowing Steam Emoji

Pissed you're working overtime? Just copped a Jersey Mikes sub for lunch? Got a 10K to knock out? This diverse emoji somehow works for most situations.

Pissed you're working overtime? Just copped a Jersey Mikes sub for lunch? Got a 10K to knock out? This diverse emoji somehow works for most situations.

  1. Duckling

  1. Duckling

Look at this cute lil' guy.

Look at this cute lil' guy.

  1. The Simpson Family

  1. The Simpson Family

Humorous, loving, and utterly chaotic.

Humorous, loving, and utterly chaotic.

  1. National Geographic Border

  1. National Geographic Border

Since 1910, this yellow border has invited the reader into a book packed full of the world's wonders. We dive deeper into their use of yellow in our blog on the importance of color in branding. Check it out!

  1. Naboo N-1 Starfighter

  1. Naboo N-1 Starfighter

This has always been one of my favorite ships from Star Wars. The yellow/chrome combo is too cool!

This has always been one of my favorite ships from Star Wars. The yellow/chrome combo is too cool!

  1. Yellow Mustard

  1. Yellow Mustard

A timeless condiment, as yellow as it gets.

A timeless condiment, as yellow as it gets.

  1. Yellow Submarine

  1. Yellow Submarine

We all live in one.

We all live in one.

  1. Big Bird

  1. Big Bird

That's big yellow.

That's big yellow.

  1. Egg Yolk

  1. Egg Yolk

Accessible, delicious, high protein. Bonus if it comes from Big Bird.

Accessible, delicious, high protein. Bonus if it comes from Big Bird.

  1. School Bus

  1. School Bus

Whether it was the daily pickup or the elusive field trip, something was going down.

Whether it was the daily pickup or the elusive field trip, something was going down.

  1. Pokémon Yellow Game

  1. Pokémon Yellow Game

Similar to Pokémon Red and Blue, this game helped popularize Pokémon throughout the US in the late 90s.

Similar to Pokémon Red and Blue, this game helped popularize Pokémon throughout the US in the late 90s.

  1. Kodak Film

  1. Kodak Film

Taking you back to a time where photography was thoughtful.

Taking you back to a time where photography was thoughtful.

  1. Popcorn

  1. Popcorn

Movie snack HOF.

Movie snack HOF.

  1. Spongebob Squarepants

  1. Spongebob Squarepants

Everyone's favorite sponge. Find out where his house ranked in our orange blog!

  1. Classic LEGO Minifigure Head

  1. Classic LEGO Minifigure Head

This friendly face has been a childhood staple since it's debut in 1978.

This friendly face has been a childhood staple since it's debut in 1978.

  1. Rubber Ducky

  1. Rubber Ducky

Speaking of childhood staples, it doesn't get much more classic than this yellow bath-time buddy.

Speaking of childhood staples, it doesn't get much more classic than this yellow bath-time buddy.

  1. Yellow Rain Boots

  1. Yellow Rain Boots

Sure rain boots come in all colors, but what comes to mind when you think of one? Exactly.

Sure rain boots come in all colors, but what comes to mind when you think of one? Exactly.

  1. Ticonderoga Pencil

  1. Ticonderoga Pencil

The pencil. Specifically, the perfectly yellow Ticonderoga pencil. An incredibly iconic and versatile tool.

The pencil. Specifically, the perfectly yellow Ticonderoga pencil. An incredibly iconic and versatile tool.

  1. Paper Mate Sharpwriter #2 Pencil

  1. Paper Mate Sharpwriter #2 Pencil

Another pencil you might ask? Well this isn't just a pencil. It's the Paper Made Sharpwriter #2 pencil. An affordable, lightweight, balanced, simple pencil. Just ask Adam Savage from Mythbusters. He's got quite the opinion on this particular writing device.

Another pencil you might ask? Well this isn't just a pencil. It's the Paper Made Sharpwriter #2 pencil. An affordable, lightweight, balanced, simple pencil. Just ask Adam Savage from Mythbusters. He's got quite the opinion on this particular writing device.

  1. Vincent van Gogh Sunflower Series

  1. Vincent van Gogh Sunflower Series

Van Gogh painted a series of sunflowers in Arles, France, in 1888 and 1889. This series remains a testament to his innovative spirit and ability to find profound beauty and meaning in the simplest of subjects.

  1. Yellow Taxi

  1. Yellow Taxi

"Taxi!"

"Taxi!"

  1. John Lemon

  1. John Lemon

Imagine there's no lemon. It's easy if you try. No grass below us. Above us only this guy.

Imagine there's no lemon. It's easy if you try. No grass below us. Above us only this guy.

  1. Sunflower

  1. Sunflower

The floral symbol of summer.

The floral symbol of summer.

  1. Woodstock

  1. Woodstock

Any friend of Snoopy is a friend of mine.

Any friend of Snoopy is a friend of mine.

  1. Sticky Notes

  1. Sticky Notes

A simple but effective tool for collaboration, brain-storming, and productivity.

A simple but effective tool for collaboration, brain-storming, and productivity.

  1. Yellow Sharpie Highlighter

  1. Yellow Sharpie Highlighter

Objectively the best highlighter color, and we have just the blog to prove it.

  1. Shoestring French Fries

  1. Shoestring French Fries

Most fries are delicious, but this particular shoestring type takes the top with it's crunch to filler ratio. Whether they're dipped in sauce or ridin' solo, they're guaranteed to hit the spot.

Most fries are delicious, but this particular shoestring type takes the top with it's crunch to filler ratio. Whether they're dipped in sauce or ridin' solo, they're guaranteed to hit the spot.

  1. Classic Smiley Face

  1. Classic Smiley Face

What's not to love about a smiley face?

  1. LEGO Set 375 Yellow Castle

  1. LEGO Set 375 Yellow Castle

The first LEGO castle set, iconically known for it's yellow facade. Released in 1978, the same year the minifigure was introduced.

The first LEGO castle set, iconically known for it's yellow facade. Released in 1978, the same year the minifigure was introduced.

  1. Corn

  1. Corn

Corn kid, I hope I made you proud. After all, it's corn! It's got the juice!

Corn kid, I hope I made you proud. After all, it's corn! It's got the juice!

Get that corn out of my face

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