72 orange things, ranked
72 orange things, ranked
Oct 1, 2024
5 minute read
We're gonna have a little bit of fun with this one! I've carefully curated a list of every orange object I could think of (within reason) and ranked them from worst to best. Enjoy!
Circus Peanuts
Circus Peanuts
Let's get this one out of the way, starting off with the worst ranked thing I could think of. Admittedly, I've never tried these, and likely for good reason.
Let's get this one out of the way, starting off with the worst ranked thing I could think of. Admittedly, I've never tried these, and likely for good reason.
Golden Poison Frog
Golden Poison Frog
Ranges from yellow to deep orange, but for this blog we'll stick with orange. Anyways, one of them can kill up to 10 people. Not a fan. Still less threatening than the Annoying Orange though…
Ranges from yellow to deep orange, but for this blog we'll stick with orange. Anyways, one of them can kill up to 10 people. Not a fan. Still less threatening than the Annoying Orange though…
Annoying Orange
Annoying Orange
Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple, hey! Can you believe 2023 was my 15th season and I'm still annoying as ever?
Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple, hey! Can you believe 2023 was my 15th season and I'm still annoying as ever?
Swiper the Fox
Swiper the Fox
Swiper, no swiping! No one likes a thief.
Swiper, no swiping! No one likes a thief.
Orange Crocs
Orange Crocs
Wait, these aren't even the collab with Salehe Bembury?? These take me back to before Crocs we're cool.
Wait, these aren't even the collab with Salehe Bembury?? These take me back to before Crocs we're cool.
Tide Pods
Tide Pods
Tide Pod Challenge. Enough said.
American Cheese
American Cheese
I'll admit, it's pretty fun to remove these from those little plastic sleeves. But any food product this consistent in color, shape, and texture cannot be good for you. At least they got the name right.
I'll admit, it's pretty fun to remove these from those little plastic sleeves. But any food product this consistent in color, shape, and texture cannot be good for you. At least they got the name right.
Decaffeinated Coffee Decanter
Decaffeinated Coffee Decanter
Points for looking classic in a diner. Minus points for being decaffeinated.
Points for looking classic in a diner. Minus points for being decaffeinated.
Clown Nudibranch
Clown Nudibranch
AKA the Sea Clown. Lil' freak
AKA the Sea Clown. Lil' freak
Cheese Balls
Cheese Balls
I'd say these are tasty in concept, but that's not even true. Cheese Ball Man might say otherwise.
I'd say these are tasty in concept, but that's not even true. Cheese Ball Man might say otherwise.
Sunkist Orange Soda
Sunkist Orange Soda
Great chaser. Great for a kids birthday party. Nothing in between.
Great chaser. Great for a kids birthday party. Nothing in between.
Red Crab
Red Crab
A little too red to rank higher on the list. Plus, they pinch.
A little too red to rank higher on the list. Plus, they pinch.
Duck Walker
Duck Walker
A classic, but not as classic as the OG wood ones (those aren't usually orange).
A classic, but not as classic as the OG wood ones (those aren't usually orange).
Construction Signs
Construction Signs
Catches your eye, but probably doesn't make driving much safer.
Catches your eye, but probably doesn't make driving much safer.
Goldfish
Goldfish
Your favorite companion from the hometown fair. Unfortunately, your toilets as well.
Your favorite companion from the hometown fair. Unfortunately, your toilets as well.
Kumquats
Kumquats
These are fun fruits because you eat the peel and all. Sweet on the outside but tart on the inside.
These are fun fruits because you eat the peel and all. Sweet on the outside but tart on the inside.
New World Oriole
New World Oriole
Never seen one in the wild. Off to Baltimore!
Never seen one in the wild. Off to Baltimore!
Hose
Hose
Orange looks really good on hoses. Simple as that.
Orange looks really good on hoses. Simple as that.
Peaches
Peaches
Peaches are delicious, but considering the color peach is named after this fruit, and this blog is on the color orange, I cannot rank this any higher.
Peaches are delicious, but considering the color peach is named after this fruit, and this blog is on the color orange, I cannot rank this any higher.
Pumpkin Pie Slice
Pumpkin Pie Slice
A seasonal treat. Yum.
A seasonal treat. Yum.
Pokey
Pokey
Your dad's favorite rubber horse, probably. Also Pokey's favorite food is tacos.
Your dad's favorite rubber horse, probably. Also Pokey's favorite food is tacos.
Bell Pepper
Bell Pepper
Healthy, refreshing, and extremely orange. Could be a nice topping for Pokey's tacos.
Healthy, refreshing, and extremely orange. Could be a nice topping for Pokey's tacos.
California Poppies
California Poppies
One simple trick to turn a large California field orange, given it's early Spring and you own a large field in California.
One simple trick to turn a large California field orange, given it's early Spring and you own a large field in California.
Otto Rocket
Otto Rocket
Woogity woogity woogity!
Woogity woogity woogity!
Toyota Forklift
Toyota Forklift
Vibrant, safe, practical. What more could you ask for from a forklift?
Vibrant, safe, practical. What more could you ask for from a forklift?
Apple Watch Ultra
Apple Watch Ultra
It isn't just "orange", it's International Orange. Not sure what that means? I did a deep dive into it in the blog below.
Nemo
Nemo
Found him!
Found him!
Orange Gatorade
Orange Gatorade
No athleticism needed to enjoy this orange flavored thirst quencher.
No athleticism needed to enjoy this orange flavored thirst quencher.
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe
With a mysterious textured beige on the exterior, you'd never guess a juicy, sweet, orange fruit lived inside. What a nice surprise!
With a mysterious textured beige on the exterior, you'd never guess a juicy, sweet, orange fruit lived inside. What a nice surprise!
AER Carry-on
AER Carry-on
Not an ad. Just a really nice carry-on with a great colorway.
Not an ad. Just a really nice carry-on with a great colorway.
Hobbes
Hobbes
Hobbes, the orange, anthropomorphic tiger that provided wisdom and companionship to Calvin's imaginative adventures.
Hobbes, the orange, anthropomorphic tiger that provided wisdom and companionship to Calvin's imaginative adventures.
Film Negatives
Film Negatives
Creative potential just waiting to get scanned.
Earplugs
Earplugs
Light, portable, practical, and fantastically orange.
Light, portable, practical, and fantastically orange.
Highlighter
Highlighter
Highlighters are great, but an orange highlighter isn’t particularly special amongst its peers. In fact, one highlighter color is objectively better. Read about it in our blog below!
Highlighters are great, but an orange highlighter isn’t particularly special amongst its peers. In fact, one highlighter color is objectively better. Read about it in our blog below!
Aperol Spritz
Aperol Spritz
Class in a glass.
Class in a glass.
Goldfish
Goldfish
Who doesn't love a snack that smiles back?
Who doesn't love a snack that smiles back?
Orange
Orange
Ah yes, the inevitable orange. The fruit that started it all. Too obvious to rank higher, yet too important to discredit. I'd say smack in the middle is a fair compromise.
Ah yes, the inevitable orange. The fruit that started it all. Too obvious to rank higher, yet too important to discredit. I'd say smack in the middle is a fair compromise.
Corn Snake
Corn Snake
I'm good on seeing one in the wild, but that orange is just brilliant.
I'm good on seeing one in the wild, but that orange is just brilliant.
Safety Vest
Safety Vest
Visible, reflective, safe, and lowkey swag with the right fit.
Visible, reflective, safe, and lowkey swag with the right fit.
Friends Couch
Friends Couch
It was there for them.
It was there for them.
A Pint of Blue Moon
A Pint of Blue Moon
Most beer is orange colored (and could get ranked on it's own), but we're all about color here at Hoppn Labs. So why Blue Moon over the others? They get serious bonus points for being brewed and topped with an orange slice.
Most beer is orange colored (and could get ranked on it's own), but we're all about color here at Hoppn Labs. So why Blue Moon over the others? They get serious bonus points for being brewed and topped with an orange slice.
iPod Nano
iPod Nano
Ahh 2008, the good ole' days. Apple has a colorful history when it comes to standing out. Learn more in our blog below
Ahh 2008, the good ole' days. Apple has a colorful history when it comes to standing out. Learn more in our blog below
Charizard
Charizard
The OG badass flying lizard Pokémon. What's not to like?
The OG badass flying lizard Pokémon. What's not to like?
Sun
Sun
Fun fact, the sun is actually white in appearance from space. Due to Earth's atmosphere, and depending on the time of day, the sun can appear yellow, orange, or red. Not that you should be looking.
Fun fact, the sun is actually white in appearance from space. Due to Earth's atmosphere, and depending on the time of day, the sun can appear yellow, orange, or red. Not that you should be looking.
Garibaldi
Garibaldi
The California State fish looking handsome as ever. *glub glub*
The California State fish looking handsome as ever. *glub glub*
Cheez-Its
Cheez-Its
Top three snacks of all time. Not sure what the other two are, but it's definitely top three.
Top three snacks of all time. Not sure what the other two are, but it's definitely top three.
Basketball
Basketball
I'm just tryna ball with my bros.
I'm just tryna ball with my bros.
Starfish
Starfish
Uhhh, I mean sea star.
Uhhh, I mean sea star.
Monarch Butterfly
Monarch Butterfly
Maybe the most elegant insect. And there are a lot of insects out there.
Maybe the most elegant insect. And there are a lot of insects out there.
Carrot
Carrot
Another staple. Vibrant, healthy, versatile. Crunchy, improves vision, could give you a glowing tan. Need I say more?
Another staple. Vibrant, healthy, versatile. Crunchy, improves vision, could give you a glowing tan. Need I say more?
NASA Astronaut Suit
NASA Astronaut Suit
Objectively cooler than a white space suit.
Objectively cooler than a white space suit.
LEGO Brick Separator
LEGO Brick Separator
Since orange isn't common in most LEGO sets, they chose this color to stand out among the rest. Useful for separating bricks, tiles, and technic connections.
Since orange isn't common in most LEGO sets, they chose this color to stand out among the rest. Useful for separating bricks, tiles, and technic connections.
LaCie Hard Drive
LaCie Hard Drive
Orange communicating safety makes this a fitting choice for your precious, precious files.
Orange communicating safety makes this a fitting choice for your precious, precious files.
Louis Vuitton x Virgil Abloh Lv Trainer Sneakers
Louis Vuitton x Virgil Abloh Lv Trainer Sneakers
1 of the 6 limited all-orange products from the Vuitton fall 2019 men's collection. Iconic colorway from an iconic designer. RIP Virgil.
1 of the 6 limited all-orange products from the Vuitton fall 2019 men's collection. Iconic colorway from an iconic designer. RIP Virgil.
The Lorax
The Lorax
Besides his obvious orange presence, The Lorax is an environmentalist who "speaks for the trees," advocating for forest conservation. We need more Lorax's.
Besides his obvious orange presence, The Lorax is an environmentalist who "speaks for the trees," advocating for forest conservation. We need more Lorax's.
Nickelodeon
Nickelodeon
This one's for the 90's kids.
This one's for the 90's kids.
Fiskars Scissors
Fiskars Scissors
Reliable scissors are a necessity. Fiskars orange is a stamp of approval.
Reliable scissors are a necessity. Fiskars orange is a stamp of approval.
Koi Fish
Koi Fish
Who doesn't love an ornamental carp?
Nerf Super Soaker
Nerf Super Soaker
All I'm gonna say is if you catch me with one of these, you better have some backup trousers.
All I'm gonna say is if you catch me with one of these, you better have some backup trousers.
Extension Cable
Extension Cable
You don't need one until you do.
You don't need one until you do.
Channel Orange
Channel Orange
"Orange is a color of liberation, from the pains of hurtful love and inner insecurities. To channel orange is to truly be free, to be you."
-Frank Ocean
Tiger
Tiger
The king of the jungle deserves a top spot.
The king of the jungle deserves a top spot.
Spring Clamp
Spring Clamp
Whether you're a professional carpenter or a stay-at-home IKEA furniture assembler, these are sure to come in handy.
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
Genius concept. Flawless execution.
Orange Creamsicle
Orange Creamsicle
A very tasty treat. Although I feel like they should make a Creamsicle mobile…
Basketball Hoop Rim
Basketball Hoop Rim
Encrouages play. Accessible. Iconically orange. And perfect for the game of GOOSE. No, not HORSE. But that's for another time.
Fall Leaves
Fall Leaves
For a few magical weeks of the year, a simple change to the leaves completely transforms the neighborhood. That seasonality makes it all that much more special.
Pumpkin
Pumpkin
Another fall staple when it comes to orange objects. Basically the entire vibe of October.
Another fall staple when it comes to orange objects. Basically the entire vibe of October.
Freshly Squeeze Orange Juice
Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice
Emphasis on the freshly squeezed part.
Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple House
Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple House
Yes, that one pineapple from under the sea.
Hotwheel tracks
Hotwheel tracks
Real ones know.
Traffic Cone
Traffic Cone
They protect. They inform. They're a fun shape. They stack well. You can wear it as a hat. The ultimate orange object, the one and only traffic cone.
Orange you sad it's over?
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